How To Behave When Lost in the Woods
Lions and tigers and bears oh my!
It can happen to even an Eagle Scout: the trail disappears, directions get confused, a sudden turn in the weather forces you away from familiar landmarks. All of a sudden the thin tether between you and civilization has broken. You're not just Getting Away From It All...you're lost.
But take heart: losing your way doesn't have to mean losing your head. Follow the tips in this tutorial to minimize the danger to yourself, and to keep yourself from getting even more lost. You'll notice that the title of this tutorial is not "How To Get Un-Lost" but "How To Behave When Lost in the Woods"--the goal here is not to turn you into a wilderness orientation expert (or a survival expert), but to make it as easy as possible for others to find you safe and sound.
"Be Prepared" is the Boy Scout motto, and if you don't believe in making some kind of preparations you have no business being out in the woods in the first place. Being lost doesn't kill people; it's the doing without (food, clothing, shelter, medical attention) that does them in.
Whether packing for an afternoon picnic or a weeklong trek, observe the Rule of Change: prepare not only for the weather conditions that exist when you start out, but for the weather that weather can turn into. You don't need to take an umbrella when you're hiking Death Valley (unless you want some shade), but you should cram a rainhat in your pack in Yosemite, even the forecast calls for sunshine. You don't need a parka for that day trip, but your clothing should add up to several layers: put them on or peel them off as the temperature dictates.
You should always, always bring matches or a lighter. Put them in your backpack right now--go on, we'll wait--and don't take them out when you clean out your pack (do, however, check to make sure they're still serviceable).
Always bring more water than you expect to drink--and don't drink it just because you have it. If your mouth is parched, you can moisten it with a single mouthful; you don't need to chug down the bottle.
The best way to avoid getting lost is (obviously) to keep to a trail, so resist the temptation to tramp off into the virgin wild unless you know exactly what you're doing. Besides being environmentally unfriendly (it contributes to erosion) and often illegal, straying from the trail is flirting with danger. Just as you can drown in an inch of water, you can get hopelessly lost in five minutes of pathless tromping.
There's just one more inflexible rule: don't leave for the outdoors unless there's someone who'll notice you haven't returned. You don't have to post a formal itinerary at the ranger's office, but at least mention to a friend or family member where you're going and when you expect to be back. For the price of a phone call, you can keep getting lost from becoming a permanent disappearance.
Don't
Panic
First of all, get a grip on yourself. Take ten slow, deep breaths (actually count them) if you do feel panicky. It's normal to feel scared, but keep in mind that all you've lost is a bit of information. An unknown patch of forest isn't inherently more dangerous than a known patch. It's just unknown to you.
The other reaction is overcompensation: deciding that it's time to play Robinson Crusoe of the Redwoods and trying to build a cabin, forage for food, and lay in a cord of wood before nightfall. You may end up spending a night or so in the wild, but conserve your energy. Tired people don't think as well as rested ones, and they require more food and water to keep going.
Assess
the situation
Now that you're calm, collected and not in denial, sit down and think things through. How long have you been lost? Mentally trace your thoughts back to the last point where you definitely knew your location. How long ago was that? In what general direction have you been travelling since then?

Now you have some decisions to make.
Retrace
your steps (if appropriate)
If you've decided to try and undo your error, then hike in the direction from which you came, keeping careful track not only of orientation but of time. If you've been lost for ten minutes but a ten-minute walk doesn't return you to your trail, you're just getting more lost. In such a case, pause and return to your original location, then try again.
Try
to pick up a trail (if appropriate)
Can't find your trail? If you've opted to stay mobile, you might want to pick up any old trail...any path that probably leads to somewhere, if only to a better path. In that case:
Stay
put and signal
If the situation
makes retracing and trailfinding difficult, you've got no choice but to hunker
down and wait for the rescuers. You job is to 1.) stay in a fixed position and
2.) give them something to fix upon.
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